Pat Robertson has an Up and Down Day
Heeding Pat Robertson’s prayers, god personally struck down Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez today.
Witness report God burst into a meeting of the Venezuelan Cabinet holding a pump action double-barreled shut gun with extra rounds strung over his shoulders. He unloaded two quick rounds into the guards then leapt on the Cabinet table, reloaded, stuck the double barrels into Chavez’s mouth and muttered “Say your prayers, mother fucker.” Witness’s say all that was left of Chavez’s head was a smoking stump of vertebrae.
Robertson latter said “that will show all the sodomites out there that their democratically elected leaders are no match for my – I mean our Christian love.”
Robertson’s day quickly turned when he heard about the death Chief Justice William Rehnquist.
“When I said I was praying for a vacancy on the Supreme Court I meant the lesbian baby killer, not ole Rehnny!”
Robertson’s show, the 700 club is watched by many scary people throughout the world.
Witness report God burst into a meeting of the Venezuelan Cabinet holding a pump action double-barreled shut gun with extra rounds strung over his shoulders. He unloaded two quick rounds into the guards then leapt on the Cabinet table, reloaded, stuck the double barrels into Chavez’s mouth and muttered “Say your prayers, mother fucker.” Witness’s say all that was left of Chavez’s head was a smoking stump of vertebrae.
Robertson latter said “that will show all the sodomites out there that their democratically elected leaders are no match for my – I mean our Christian love.”
Robertson’s day quickly turned when he heard about the death Chief Justice William Rehnquist.
“When I said I was praying for a vacancy on the Supreme Court I meant the lesbian baby killer, not ole Rehnny!”
Robertson’s show, the 700 club is watched by many scary people throughout the world.
posted by Soft Headed Liberal at 10:11 PM
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