Novak, Rove Enjoying Their Freedom
Conservative columnist Robert Novak sipped margharitas and nibbled on caviar yesterday while one reporter languishes in jail and another narrowly escaped jail time for failing to reveal a source to federal prosecutors.
"It's pretty sweet, eh?" Novak said, adjusting himself in a Roman style lounger while a young, Asian prostitute fellated him.
Novak, along with Time magazine reporter Mathew Cooper and New York Times reporter Judith Miller, all knew the identity of the source that named Valerie Plame, wife of Ambassador Joe Wilson as a CIA spy. The leak came shortly after Wilson had openly criticized Bush's contention that Saddam Hussein had bought uranium from Niger for use in a nuclear weapon. The leak was seen as a lapse in national security and a petulant attempt to punish dissenters by the White House. Bush promised that the source of leak would be immediately fired once identified.
“Hey! Easy there, it’s not a carrot”, said Novak, pushing the prostitute away as he reached for a marijuana joint.
Though Novak named Plume in his column he was not subjected to the same terms and penalties as Miller and Cooper.
“It’s just the liberal media trying to railroad me,” he continued. He then leapt to his feet and punched a baby panda to death. When asked to elaborate on the apparent contradiction in what he’d just said, Novak replied “Ah fuck off, commie!”
He then looked at the small group of Bangladeshi children furiously sewing in the corner.
‘Where’s that gad damned shirt!’ he bellowed. ‘My nipples are freezin’.”
At that point Karl Rove, presidential advisor and architect of two Bush election victories, who many suspect to be the source of the leak, burst in and slapped Novak on the back.
“Hey you old whore fucker!” Rove laughed, quickly disrobing while taking a mirror, razor blade and small bag of cocaine out of his pocket.
He plopped down on the lounge and whistled. Two tall, naked Nubian women appeared and began oiling down Roves’ ample frame.
“So what happened,” asked Novak. Rove snorted a line and laughed. “Fire the source of the leak huh? Well I got my pink slip right here!” At this point, Rove raised his left buttocks and farted loudly.
Novak and Rove then rolled on the floor laughing uncontrollably.
"It's pretty sweet, eh?" Novak said, adjusting himself in a Roman style lounger while a young, Asian prostitute fellated him.
Novak, along with Time magazine reporter Mathew Cooper and New York Times reporter Judith Miller, all knew the identity of the source that named Valerie Plame, wife of Ambassador Joe Wilson as a CIA spy. The leak came shortly after Wilson had openly criticized Bush's contention that Saddam Hussein had bought uranium from Niger for use in a nuclear weapon. The leak was seen as a lapse in national security and a petulant attempt to punish dissenters by the White House. Bush promised that the source of leak would be immediately fired once identified.
“Hey! Easy there, it’s not a carrot”, said Novak, pushing the prostitute away as he reached for a marijuana joint.
Though Novak named Plume in his column he was not subjected to the same terms and penalties as Miller and Cooper.
“It’s just the liberal media trying to railroad me,” he continued. He then leapt to his feet and punched a baby panda to death. When asked to elaborate on the apparent contradiction in what he’d just said, Novak replied “Ah fuck off, commie!”
He then looked at the small group of Bangladeshi children furiously sewing in the corner.
‘Where’s that gad damned shirt!’ he bellowed. ‘My nipples are freezin’.”
At that point Karl Rove, presidential advisor and architect of two Bush election victories, who many suspect to be the source of the leak, burst in and slapped Novak on the back.
“Hey you old whore fucker!” Rove laughed, quickly disrobing while taking a mirror, razor blade and small bag of cocaine out of his pocket.
He plopped down on the lounge and whistled. Two tall, naked Nubian women appeared and began oiling down Roves’ ample frame.
“So what happened,” asked Novak. Rove snorted a line and laughed. “Fire the source of the leak huh? Well I got my pink slip right here!” At this point, Rove raised his left buttocks and farted loudly.
Novak and Rove then rolled on the floor laughing uncontrollably.
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