Live 8 Is Gr8T!!
LETTER TO THE EDITOR:
My name is Laurie Spoolsockets. And I have a complaint about all these people who are poo-pooing the line up for Live 8 in Barrie. I say to you poo-pooers: It's for a good cause so shut up!
Don't you realize Africans are starving? Don't you realize they don't have clothes to wear? Bob Goldenhoff is trying his best to help these people? What are you doing? Writing sarcastic headlines like " Wasn't Anne Murray Available?" Wouldn't that have been great, I say. That really would have been the best show ever! I've already bought my bus ticket to Barrie. And Dan Ackroyd hosting? Are you kidding me? I know this is supposed to be a serious event but even I will be chuckling. And I find African poverty to be deadly serious.
It's been ages since the last Live Aid and I guess the food has run out so the timing is just right. Jann Arden is so funny too. Don't you love how all fat people seem so jolly? And she'll give those starving Africans a sign of what's to come. So much food they'll all put on the pounds. I bet Our Lady Peace could feed a family of six for a week with only one of their angst ridden tunes. And if you're still being all cynical about this well listen up: Gordon Lightfoot is so concerned about the poverty he's coming back from the dead to perform. That's much better than sitting around complaining, don't you think?
Tom Cochrane, Bare Naked Ladies, and Bryan Adams all on the same stage? I mean it's a Canadian dream, really. I'm so proud to be Canadian right now.
So stop all your negative comments and get on board to help the Africans. Do you hate Africans or something?
Laurie
My name is Laurie Spoolsockets. And I have a complaint about all these people who are poo-pooing the line up for Live 8 in Barrie. I say to you poo-pooers: It's for a good cause so shut up!
Don't you realize Africans are starving? Don't you realize they don't have clothes to wear? Bob Goldenhoff is trying his best to help these people? What are you doing? Writing sarcastic headlines like " Wasn't Anne Murray Available?" Wouldn't that have been great, I say. That really would have been the best show ever! I've already bought my bus ticket to Barrie. And Dan Ackroyd hosting? Are you kidding me? I know this is supposed to be a serious event but even I will be chuckling. And I find African poverty to be deadly serious.
It's been ages since the last Live Aid and I guess the food has run out so the timing is just right. Jann Arden is so funny too. Don't you love how all fat people seem so jolly? And she'll give those starving Africans a sign of what's to come. So much food they'll all put on the pounds. I bet Our Lady Peace could feed a family of six for a week with only one of their angst ridden tunes. And if you're still being all cynical about this well listen up: Gordon Lightfoot is so concerned about the poverty he's coming back from the dead to perform. That's much better than sitting around complaining, don't you think?
Tom Cochrane, Bare Naked Ladies, and Bryan Adams all on the same stage? I mean it's a Canadian dream, really. I'm so proud to be Canadian right now.
So stop all your negative comments and get on board to help the Africans. Do you hate Africans or something?
Laurie
posted by Soft Headed Liberal at 7:08 PM
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