NAMBLA HAILS JACKSON VERDICT
NAMBLA, the national Association of Man/Boy Love, hailed the Jackson verdict as a great leap forward.
“I couldn’t be happier,” said Nambla spokesmen Merle Fish. “We hear we’re going to be officially recognized by the state.”
Nambla members gathered at the Trenton Pines Memorial Arena to watch live coverage of the verdict. Upon hearing the not guilty verdict the attendees created an impromptu dance floor. With Michael Jackson’s Thriller album playing in the background, the Nambla members shuffled their feet awkwardly to the beats while avoiding each others gaze. Many wore checkered shirts, had thick glasses on their balding heads and picked at the buffet table that was adorned with bags a chips and cans of Pepsi (official soft drink of Nambla).
“I couldn’t be happier,” said Nambla spokesmen Merle Fish. “We hear we’re going to be officially recognized by the state.”
Nambla members gathered at the Trenton Pines Memorial Arena to watch live coverage of the verdict. Upon hearing the not guilty verdict the attendees created an impromptu dance floor. With Michael Jackson’s Thriller album playing in the background, the Nambla members shuffled their feet awkwardly to the beats while avoiding each others gaze. Many wore checkered shirts, had thick glasses on their balding heads and picked at the buffet table that was adorned with bags a chips and cans of Pepsi (official soft drink of Nambla).
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