Mr. Bitter Scoops World Press with Jackson Verdict!!!

Mr. Bitter, the blog that has been giving it’s readers insightful, accurate reporting and commentary on the days events for the last few weeks or so, scooped the entire world by reporting a full hour before the verdicts were read that Jackson was guilty … we mean not guilty. (It took us awhile to get used to the idea too)
We here at Mr. Bitter, from the editorial board all the way down to the print room toilet cleaners, are not ones to toot our own horns. But here we go. We rock. Everyone else sucks.
Using state of the art quantum reality predictors fitted with telepathic, telescoping wave resonators, we were able to determine within a 500,000,000,000,000/100,000,000,000,000,000th of a probability that we probably had it right. We think that's about a 50% chance if you’re not a “stats” person.

See our award winning stories (we sweep next weeks “Bloggies” according to the reality predictor) below.