British Police Promise More Killings

In the wake if the tragic death of an innocent man on the London underground the other day, Scotland Yard today assured a nervous British public that more killings were to come.
“Yes, we will be killing more people,” said Sergeant Stanley Hennings of New Scotland yard. “We’ve pretty much instructed our staff to kill as many people as they think necessary to make the underground safe.”
Jean Charles de Menezes a Brazillian national not in London to play soccer, was shot dead by police. Witnesses say the man was pinned to the ground when shot dead at point-blank range.
“We wont necessarily be pinning people before we kill them,” Hennings said. “We’ll be shooting people in the back, shooting people from long range and possibly shooting people through other people but we wont be doing any more pinning.”
“We can’t possibly shoot everyone who gets on the underground,” Hennings continued. “But we will shoot as many as we can. In this day and age you can’t take any chances.”