Space Shuttle Fun facts
-Did you know the hull of the space shuttle Discovery is made of Macaroni?
-Did you know if a piece of the shuttle falls off and hits you on the head you can return it to NASA to collect a prize? Prizes may include the following: Moon rocks signed by John Glen’s second cousin Bert.
-Did you know Aluminum melts at nearly 1500 degrees F. Steel melts at nearly 3000 degrees F. Human flesh burns at a lot less than either of the above. Just throwing that out there ...
-Did you k now astronaut’s underwear is made of space-age polymers with moon-dust seat filters?
-Did you know that Discovery is powered by the hot air emanating from Anne Coulter’s
mouth? If you look closely at the launch footage you can see her strapped to the back hold a lighter to her mouth.
-Did you know that the earth is actually a living entity named Gaia? -Did you also know that her life force covers the earth and is often referred to as the Ozone layer? Did you further know every time the space shuttle pierces that layer of Gaia’s skin, she bleeds for centuries?
-Did you know that if Robert Novak, conservative columnist and outer of secret agents, were to be pushed forcibly from behind out of the space shuttle and he somehow didn’t burn up in the atmosphere upon reentry, his body would make a crater out of a orphanage for children with terminal cancer or a home for war widows?
-Did you know if a piece of the shuttle falls off and hits you on the head you can return it to NASA to collect a prize? Prizes may include the following: Moon rocks signed by John Glen’s second cousin Bert.
-Did you know Aluminum melts at nearly 1500 degrees F. Steel melts at nearly 3000 degrees F. Human flesh burns at a lot less than either of the above. Just throwing that out there ...
-Did you k now astronaut’s underwear is made of space-age polymers with moon-dust seat filters?
-Did you know that Discovery is powered by the hot air emanating from Anne Coulter’s
mouth? If you look closely at the launch footage you can see her strapped to the back hold a lighter to her mouth.
-Did you know that the earth is actually a living entity named Gaia? -Did you also know that her life force covers the earth and is often referred to as the Ozone layer? Did you further know every time the space shuttle pierces that layer of Gaia’s skin, she bleeds for centuries?
-Did you know that if Robert Novak, conservative columnist and outer of secret agents, were to be pushed forcibly from behind out of the space shuttle and he somehow didn’t burn up in the atmosphere upon reentry, his body would make a crater out of a orphanage for children with terminal cancer or a home for war widows?
posted by Soft Headed Liberal at 12:57 PM
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Underneath the jackass is a heart of gold !
I love you, Mr. Bitter, I love you !
( though other people may start throwing things really soon....)
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