Dion weeps for New Orleans, drowns Vegas
Celine Dion’s tears over the tragedy in New Orleans drowned several people at the Vegas Night Club that hosts her show.
“I had to crawl on top of the slots save myself. My new wife of 14 hours was swept away in the torrent,” said a tearful Jim Boots.
“I hear they’re still drying out Larry King,” cracked a possibly dead (we couldn’t be bothered to check) Don Rickles. “We was wetter than a Jew on $2.50 Tuesdays at the water park. What? You can’t take a joke?”
On a related note, Dion’s husband, Renee Angelil (we checked that one with Google!) who ushered in Dion’s musical and sexual awakening while acting as her manager since the age of 14, was arrested for fondling an embryo.
“We taught me to love,” Dion wheeped and wheeped and wheeped.
“I had to crawl on top of the slots save myself. My new wife of 14 hours was swept away in the torrent,” said a tearful Jim Boots.
“I hear they’re still drying out Larry King,” cracked a possibly dead (we couldn’t be bothered to check) Don Rickles. “We was wetter than a Jew on $2.50 Tuesdays at the water park. What? You can’t take a joke?”
On a related note, Dion’s husband, Renee Angelil (we checked that one with Google!) who ushered in Dion’s musical and sexual awakening while acting as her manager since the age of 14, was arrested for fondling an embryo.
“We taught me to love,” Dion wheeped and wheeped and wheeped.
posted by Soft Headed Liberal at 10:24 PM
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that's some funny shit right there
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