Canadians Shocked to Learn Mulroney An Asshole
Canadians were reeling today after learning that their most beloved Prime Minister was, in fact, “an asshole”.
‘Tell me it isn’t true, tell me!!!” screeched an inconsolable Mary Frank of Ottawa after reading excerpts from Canadian star fucker Peter C. Newman’s new book The Secret Mulroney Tapes ( Random House $37.95).
Brian Mulroney, Prime Minister from 1984-1993, was one of Canada’s most beloved Prime Ministers. Old ladies to small, gurgling children to house pets have sung his praises and still do. So the revelations in Newman’s book have come as a kick to the solar plexus to Canadians.
“I haven’t stopped crying since I saw this week’s Maclean’s,” said Nancy Pettirov. “It would have been easier if he’d just died or been assassinated then to go through this … to live with this. I know it’s horrible to say but it’s true.”
Among the revelations in Newman’s new book: he describes former PM Chretien as a “…mean, dirty bastard …” who was “… fucking stupid …”, told former Conservative Leader Kim Campbell to “keep (her) pecker up …” and sarcastically described former Reform party leader as “blessed Virgin Mary …”.
On his predecessor and most reviled of former Prime Ministers Pierre Trudeau, Mulroney said “ …it must be kind of difficult to get up in the morning and look in the mirror and know you’ve seen perfection for the last time all day.”
“The only people who thought Trudeau had any influence in world affairs were the Toronto Star. God bless them for their ignorance.” He also called Trudeau a “coward and a weakling”. He said he felt Trudeau was instrumental to souring Canadians on the Meech Lake accord.
“Mulroney gave us the GST and Free trade,” said Larry Blington of Toronto. “What did Trudeau do for us? Repatriated the constitution? The Charter of Rights and Freedoms? Thank you very much comrade.”
‘Tell me it isn’t true, tell me!!!” screeched an inconsolable Mary Frank of Ottawa after reading excerpts from Canadian star fucker Peter C. Newman’s new book The Secret Mulroney Tapes ( Random House $37.95).
Brian Mulroney, Prime Minister from 1984-1993, was one of Canada’s most beloved Prime Ministers. Old ladies to small, gurgling children to house pets have sung his praises and still do. So the revelations in Newman’s book have come as a kick to the solar plexus to Canadians.
“I haven’t stopped crying since I saw this week’s Maclean’s,” said Nancy Pettirov. “It would have been easier if he’d just died or been assassinated then to go through this … to live with this. I know it’s horrible to say but it’s true.”
Among the revelations in Newman’s new book: he describes former PM Chretien as a “…mean, dirty bastard …” who was “… fucking stupid …”, told former Conservative Leader Kim Campbell to “keep (her) pecker up …” and sarcastically described former Reform party leader as “blessed Virgin Mary …”.
On his predecessor and most reviled of former Prime Ministers Pierre Trudeau, Mulroney said “ …it must be kind of difficult to get up in the morning and look in the mirror and know you’ve seen perfection for the last time all day.”
“The only people who thought Trudeau had any influence in world affairs were the Toronto Star. God bless them for their ignorance.” He also called Trudeau a “coward and a weakling”. He said he felt Trudeau was instrumental to souring Canadians on the Meech Lake accord.
“Mulroney gave us the GST and Free trade,” said Larry Blington of Toronto. “What did Trudeau do for us? Repatriated the constitution? The Charter of Rights and Freedoms? Thank you very much comrade.”
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