Nation Wide 1% off Sale!

That’s right Canada. This is the single greatest sale in the history of Canada. Just think about it: you’ll save cents, I mean cents! You won’t know what to do with all the cents you’re saving. (Plus, there’s the added bonus of boon to the change purse industry. Stocks in Fancy Change Purses Ltd. and the Satin Bag Conglomerate is going through the roof) Let’s break down the numbers for you: Today I bought a CD. It was priced at $14.99 plus tax. Last week this CD would have cost me $ 17.24 but today, at Great Canadian 1% off Sale, the CD cost only $17.09! I saved fifteen cents! Are you kidding me! Amazing! Imagine what I'd save if I bought a CD every day (thereby saving myself fifteen cents a day). By this time next year I’ll have saved, are you ready for this, $54.75! That's the cost of,like four whole Cd's. So technically, every quarter I get a free CD. Amazing. Although when they tax my new child care benefit I’ll probably have to use that $54.75 towards the tax bill. Or to cover what I lost when the Tories cancelled the Liberals income tax cut. I guess I’ll just have to buy two CD’s a day!