"Next Hitler" Contestant Looks Like a Strong Contender

"I would do the little moustache thing if it wasn't an afront to my god",
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The latest contender for “WhoWants To Be The Next Hitler?” is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. There have been many talented newcomers in the 66 year history of this contest but it’s been some time since the judges have seen a rookie with such promise.
“I’m really quite flattered,” said Ahmadinejad. “To be recognized at such a young age and at such an early period in my career is amazing. I mean, I’ve hardly killed anyone yet!”
With the recent death of Serbian strongman Slobodan Milosevic and the arrest of former Liberian President Charles Taylor, the shortlist for this year’s prize was getting, well short. Osama Bin Laden’s name had been mentioned in some circles to make a reappearance on the list, but as one judge told Mr. Bitter, “it’s been awhile since he really captured the imagination.”
Ahmadinejad’s use of Holocaust denial, coupled with his calling for the complete annihilation of Israel was inspired, said another judge. “Also, his recent boasting of Iran’s nuclear capabilities really impressed me,” the judge added. “Haven’t seen anything like that since the Cold War. I love those retro touches.”