Canada, What Are you Fucking Thinking!!
A week to go till election day and there's one thought, one sentiment that burns in my brian all day and all night. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING THINKING, CANADA!!!
Seriously, what is wrong with you guys? The Conservatives? They’re closing in on a majority, you know. Do you all really think Harper has changed that much? Or do you just hate the Liberals so much right now you don't care who you drag down with you in your rush to get even? Is that any way to make an informed decision? In anger? If you get mad at your neighbour you don’t run out and buy a new house. No, you just let your dog shit on his front lawn. So how do you shit on Martin’s front lawn? Vote NDP. Or even Green. If there’s a communist running in your riding you could give him a thrill. It will be him ,his mother and you. Three votes will make his day.
Tax cuts always sound appetizing. But it’s a different story when your meal arrives and it’s only “French” portions and the bill comes to: health care cuts backs, service fees, no child care and kick in the nuts for good measure. Meanwhile Mr. Banker and Mr. Business Mogul are wiping each other's asses in the bathroom with hundred dollar bills. We all hate taxes but taxes are the cost of living in a society. It’s not like you don’t get anything for them. And a GST cut? It might save you a few cents a year on diapers but it saves you a whole lot more on a kuxury car or 78" plasma screen television.
Much has been made in the press about Harper’s makeover. Gone is the strident, arrogant, boy-whose-parents-didn’t-get-him-a-bike-so -he’s-holding-his-breathe-till-he drops- Harper. Also excised from his personality buy a neural surgeons in the Austria Alps is his neo-con, let-the-poor-eat-my-shit Harper. How do we know this? The press helpfully keeps telling us. Probably because that’s what Harper’s people keep telling the press. Goody for him. But keep this in mind: Those people gagged and tied at the wrist and ankles in the closet of the back of Harper’s campaign bus are the anti-gay, anti-abortion, let’s make Canada a theocracy types that give most Canadians the willies. If Harper wins it’s going to take more than chains and pepper spray to keep those guys quiet. Already there was one leaked memo stating the desire of the god-crowd to go hog-wild in the name of christ once the Conservatives win.
Although on second thought maybe that wont be such a bad thing. When these social troglodytes, these reverse cockroaches, scamper into the light we’ll all see if this makeover was worthy of a Life Channel special or an episode of Fear Factor where Harper feasts on a bowl of rotting, shit-smeared crow.
Seriously, what is wrong with you guys? The Conservatives? They’re closing in on a majority, you know. Do you all really think Harper has changed that much? Or do you just hate the Liberals so much right now you don't care who you drag down with you in your rush to get even? Is that any way to make an informed decision? In anger? If you get mad at your neighbour you don’t run out and buy a new house. No, you just let your dog shit on his front lawn. So how do you shit on Martin’s front lawn? Vote NDP. Or even Green. If there’s a communist running in your riding you could give him a thrill. It will be him ,his mother and you. Three votes will make his day.
Tax cuts always sound appetizing. But it’s a different story when your meal arrives and it’s only “French” portions and the bill comes to: health care cuts backs, service fees, no child care and kick in the nuts for good measure. Meanwhile Mr. Banker and Mr. Business Mogul are wiping each other's asses in the bathroom with hundred dollar bills. We all hate taxes but taxes are the cost of living in a society. It’s not like you don’t get anything for them. And a GST cut? It might save you a few cents a year on diapers but it saves you a whole lot more on a kuxury car or 78" plasma screen television.
Much has been made in the press about Harper’s makeover. Gone is the strident, arrogant, boy-whose-parents-didn’t-get-him-a-bike-so -he’s-holding-his-breathe-till-he drops- Harper. Also excised from his personality buy a neural surgeons in the Austria Alps is his neo-con, let-the-poor-eat-my-shit Harper. How do we know this? The press helpfully keeps telling us. Probably because that’s what Harper’s people keep telling the press. Goody for him. But keep this in mind: Those people gagged and tied at the wrist and ankles in the closet of the back of Harper’s campaign bus are the anti-gay, anti-abortion, let’s make Canada a theocracy types that give most Canadians the willies. If Harper wins it’s going to take more than chains and pepper spray to keep those guys quiet. Already there was one leaked memo stating the desire of the god-crowd to go hog-wild in the name of christ once the Conservatives win.
Although on second thought maybe that wont be such a bad thing. When these social troglodytes, these reverse cockroaches, scamper into the light we’ll all see if this makeover was worthy of a Life Channel special or an episode of Fear Factor where Harper feasts on a bowl of rotting, shit-smeared crow.
posted by Soft Headed Liberal at 2:50 PM
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