Layton and Chow Promise to "Watch the Sex"

I promise not to put these fingers in Ms Chow's anus,
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As the newly elected NDP Mp for Trinity-Spadina in Toronto, Olivia Chow
joins husband and NDP party leader Jack Layton in Ottawa and the pair have promised to work
hard for their constituents and all Canadaians and not spend their time together "fucking like rabbits".

"As husband and wife, the obvious temptations will be there," said
Layton on election night. "But I promise to resist running my hands up
her silky, bamboo thighs".
Chow agreed. "It will be hard but I promise to spend most of my time
fighting for the rights of the underprivileged and not tonguing Jack's
glorious balls. "

"She's quite good at it," added layton, looking a bit flushed. "Even
while she tongues the tip of my hard, throbbing cock while gently
caressing my balls, I will still be fighting for the hard working men
and women of Canada. And when I reach down and fondle her small but
pert breasts, which by this time will possess the hardest nipples I've ever
put my mouth around, I will be thinking hard about a national daycare
program. "

Chow added " Jack is a maestro with his tongue. Not just when it comes
to speaking, either. I often think of him giving a speech on the
rights of labour unions while he's tonguing my clitoris. "

The pair will be sitting next to one another in the House.
"That will be great," enthused Layton. "I can easily lean over and
whisper in her ear what a douche-bag Harper is while she gives me a
hand job under my desk. Killing two birds with one stone, really."