Much Music Declares Billy Ray Cyrus Jr Winner of VJ Search

In a stunning move belatedly recognized here at Mr. Bitter, Billy Ray Cyrus Jr has been voted the next Much Music VJ by Much Music viewers. (We've been in Africa hoping to get a photo of Bradjelina's baby, hopefully at the exact moment the baby's bulbous head tries and fails to pass through Angelina Jolie's incredibly tiny hips and birth canal, causing her to split in two)
Billy Ray Cyrus Sr, star of TV's hit series Doc, and apparently also a singer of some sort, was reported to be happy his dopey, personality challenged son (using the clever pseudonym Tim Deegan) has finally found his calling. Looking vacuously into a camera while throwing to the latest Black Eyed Peas video.