Wednesday, July 12, 2006

MMMM... Knee Peas!


Knee peas. It almost rhymes. Knee peas are the frozen peas I put on my knee everyday to aid in my recuperation from a knee injury. (In actual fact an old knee injury that never healed properly) A few time a day for twenty minutes or so I place a bag of frozen peas on my knees to keep down the swelling. I have decided that once my injury has healed and I’m back on the field playing like the out of shape 34 year old I am, I will eat these peas. Missus Sour wonders whether these peas are still safe to eat having been allowed to thaw then be refrozen several times over the past few weeks as they sit atop my knee. I guess I’ll find out.
Mmmmmm knee peas.
Disclaimer: Mr Bitter Inc does not endorse one brand of frozen peas over another, nor do recommend eating repeatedly thawed and refrozen peas. Do not try this at home.

12 Comments:

Blogger PDD said...

Tu Mama e una poutana

It is said to use your right mouse button to head butt. But I have been able to do it with my left mouse button. Also, you could rewind and do it again by clicking the right mouse button and clicking rewind. If it just shows Zidane getting a red card cross disolving with him walking away, just right click and click rewind and there you can begin head butting. OMG, I am such a nerd...

3:12 PM  
Blogger Soft Headed Liberal said...

I believe it's a proto-type of a new X-Box game. Zidane's Head Butt Eleven. In 3-D. Can't wait. With cheat codes you get Zidane's apology and Matterazi's pleas of innocense in song by Puffy Daddy.

5:38 PM  
Blogger PDD said...

Oh wow, I too cannot wait!

And the way they give out grammy's, I am sure P Diddy will receive one for this song.

I predict David Hasselhoff will do a rendition on it. And somehow he will incorporate his car which will only make sense to the Germans.

6:11 PM  
Blogger PDD said...

Like this

6:14 PM  
Blogger Ms. Maizun said...

What do you use if you get an injury to the groin area? Corn?

10:10 AM  
Blogger Soft Headed Liberal said...

No no. Girls don't know anyhting about sports. Corn is for thigh injuries. Frozen Yams are what you use for groin injuries ... sheesh!

10:27 AM  
Blogger Ms. Maizun said...

But Cock Corn works so well as a name?!!!

10:43 AM  
Blogger Soft Headed Liberal said...

You got me there, Mason.

1:02 PM  
Blogger PDD said...

Yes, I give Mason 10 points and an answer as to what exactly is "behind blue eyes"; sockets.

1:06 AM  
Blogger PDD said...

I fucking love your avatar Mr. Bitter.

1:09 AM  
Blogger Soft Headed Liberal said...

As Avatars go I guess it's pretty cool ...

2:49 PM  
Blogger muthacomputer said...

i once went to the doctor when i started to pea green.

-groucho marx (never said that)

1:00 AM  

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