Dirtiest Mother Fucking Campaign In Candian History to Begin Today

Fucker of Barn Yard Animals?,
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"You can suck my sweaty,hairy balls, Mr Prime Minister!"
And with that Steven Harper launched what many pundits are saying will be the nastiest political campaign this country has seen since Sir John A MacDonald told political opponent Sir Stanley Whitebottom to, "Please feast, sir, upon the mess I've left in my pantaloons!"
With the a no confidence vote scheduled for 6:30 pm today, all parties are preparing for a "god damned shitfest" as NDP Leader Jack Layton called it. His wife, Olivia Chow, who will be running again in a downtown riding, she annouced today, added "That round eye Martin is going to get kicked so hard in the balls he'll be peeing out of his nose. And that cow-fucker Harper better watch his ass."
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"I wonder if perhaps Ms Chow should take a page out her hero, Chairman Mao's, book and fucking die," replied Harper. "You know why Jack wont shave off that moustache? I beleive his boyfriend enjoys the tickling sensation on his balls."
Jack Layton retorted: "You mother fucker. You cock sucking, shit eating red necked fucker of horses and other barn yard animals."
Prime Minister Paul Martin didn't stay out of the fray for long. He called Mr. Harper a "cow fucker". When it was pointed out to him that the NDP had already called Harper a cow fucker, Mr Martin then called Harper a " mother fucker. You cock sucking, shit eating red necked fucker of horses and other barn yard animals." Again it was pointed out that orginally came from the NDP. "Oh god damn it", replied Martin.

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Toronto Struck By "Snow Storm" For First Time Ever

A Grisley Picture of the Coming Hell,
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Icy death floated softly down on the residents of Toronto yesterday as snow, a form of frozen rain, fell in millimeters across the city.
"I don't know what we're going to do," said one city official cowering under an umbrella. "We've never, ever ,ever in our history seen anything like it. This isn't Winnipeg."
Local radio and TV personalities began panicking the public days before, warning of the impending catastrophe with colourful graphics and even more colourfully language.
"Snow Strom Of White, Fluffy Death" screamed local papers. "The End Is Nigh" heralded one church billboard.
Many TV personalities rushed to the aid of local citizens by providing live coverage of the storm while dispensing helpful hints on how to survive the "storm of frozen, icy wrath God sent to punish us for our sinful ways."
Meteoroligists and former reality TV contestants said the "snow" would accumulate to levels nearing a few hellish centimeters, causing people to consider driving slower and wetting immeasurable numbers of boots and shoes.
According to some sientists this snow material is quite common in northern climes (like Innavut and Edmonton) and will melt as temperatures rise. The Mayor has said he's allready commisioned the contruction of a giant "warming device" to shield the city any further snow attacks.