Ass Model to Replace Face With Ass

Men’s magazine model Vida Guerro, known mostly for her shapely gluteus maximus, has announced she will have her famous derrière grafted to her face.
“No one recognized my face anyway,” Guerro told Mr. Bitter prior to her operation. “ I would show up to photo shoots and people would look at me and ask me who I was. I’d have to turn around, drop my pants and pull my undies into my ass crack.“
Guerro’s portfolio consists mostly of shots taken from behind, her buttocks well oiled and lifted subtly hint at her possible enjoyment of anal sex. Guerro’s head is usually turned back, with a “Look at my ass!” expression on her face. Most of her fans seem unable to recognize her solely by her facial features, hence her need for the face/ass replacement operation.
Mr. Bitter placed Guerro’s face in a photo line up with other popular models. Subscribers to FHM and Maxim where unable to identify Guerro. We then repeated the experiment but replaced the pictures of the models faces with pictures of their asses. Only one of the subscribers failed to identify Guerro. Most of the men then quickly excused themselves from the room and rushed to the toilets.
Guerro’s doctor says she will still be able to eat and breath by spreading apart the “cheeks” of her new face and inserting a feeding tube. Her vision apparatus has been replaced by bat sonar.