Mr Bitter

Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer ... that guy who does stuff ...

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Hello from the Womb: Mr Bitter Jr Says Hello

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Day … I’m not sure what day it is. I don’t have a calendar in here. What I do know is that I’ve got no ears so please, Dad, stop trying to t...

Introducing Mr Bitter Jr.

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I know I’ve said it before but this time I meant it. I wont abandon you again. I know it’s been awhile. A long while. But I do have a good e...
Friday, January 19, 2007

Ass Model to Replace Face With Ass

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Men’s magazine model Vida Guerro, known mostly for her shapely gluteus maximus, has announced she will have her famous derrière grafted to h...
Thursday, January 11, 2007

Why Is This Guy Taking A Poo?

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Find out at Soccer Dude. Link to your left ... or is that right? Or click this link here if the instructions above are too confusing: http:/...
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

HAVE YOU RECENTLY BEEN STUNG BY ONE OF THESE GUYS ON AN AIRPLANE

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With news today that another airline passenger has been stung by a scorpion, I just want to say what we're probably all thinking: GET TH...
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Khan's Secret Middle East Report Leaked to Me

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We here at Mr. Bitter have obtained, through thoroughly sordid means, a copy of the report former Liberal Wajid Khan penned for the Harper g...
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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Ding Dong The Former American Ally is Dead

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The one question I've been asked more than any other in the last few months, besides "Who are you and what are you doing here?...
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

WHERE HAVE I BEEN?

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Put away those soggy hanky’s, faithful readers, I have returned. Where have I been, you ask? Well the last thing I remember is finding a hal...
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